This is a story about a man named Dave, who discovered adult dating and became the Mouse That Roared!
Dave was a laid back kind of guy that came across as basically a bit meek and mild mannered. He had always been that way, ever since he was a kid and it had not served him well with the opposite sex. First girls and then later on, grown women, seemed to be completely turned off by his quiet, rather wimpy personality. Dave knew this. In fact, he was painfully aware of it. But he was a product of his upbringing. During childhood, nobody in Dave’s house ever raised their voices or even made any inflammatory or confrontational statements. Actually, this wasn’t just the case in Dave’s house…his entire family was like that on both sides.
Nobody argued. Nobody shouted. Nobody disagreed, complained, got irritated or felt anything short of kindness, tolerance, patience and love for any other person on earth. Ever. If any of his kith and kin ever did have those sorts of feelings, they hid it well. Dave was taught from an early age that to lose control or lose your temper was a very bad thing and that one must be pleasant and get along with others at all cost. So he did.
When faced with conflict of any kind, Dave took the course of least resistance and instantly gave ground to accommodate the other person. The one semi-girlfriend he had dated for a while, observing this cowardly behavior, would taunt Dave with this question: “Are you a man or a mouse?”
He couldn’t even work up an anger toward her for this derogatory remark because he was all too aware that it was nothing but the truth. He was a mouse of a man. He had tried therapy, self help books, group counseling—all to no avail. He simply was not able to be aggressive or be anything except pleasant and friendly.
By the time Dave had reached his mid thirties, he was still a virgin. This was not by choice, nor was he at all happy with such a sad state of affairs. However, he felt a little queasy about visiting a prostitute and habitually struck out with the coworkers and other women he occasionally got up the nerve to ask out. So, what was he to do? He was afraid he’d become so desperate that he’d eventually turn into one of those sad, lonely men who order life size, blow up dolls and more or less marry them.
Then, as Dave was idly browsing through the newspaper one day, he saw an ad for an adult dating site that sounded pretty interesting. The ad went on to mention a party that would be held in a nearby town on the next Friday night. The ad said that everyone was invited. Why not? Dave asked himself. What did he have to lose, besides his virginity? And he dearly wanted to part with that, after all. Dave made note of the address of the club where the party was to take place and showed up there, inwardly quaking with fear, on the appointed evening.
When Dave entered the club, he felt a rush of excitement as he saw how many beautiful women were present! Wow! He was thunderstruck and already feeling a little less uncomfortable and a little more hopeful that tonight would be the night he’d finally lose his virginity and have sex with a woman.
“Hey, you’re kinda cute,” he heard someone say. Dave looked around and saw that the speaker was a tall, voluptuous woman who reminded him of Wonder Woman without the costume. She was gorgeous! Long, jet black, wavy hair, big blue eyes and full, red lips. Dave swallowed hard. Could he possibly get this lucky? Could this beautiful Amazon really be attracted to him, Dave the wimp?
Apparently he could get that lucky, he discovered in the next few minutes as he chatted with the fabulous woman whom he learned was named Penny. He found her very easy to talk to and was happy to let her set the pace of the conversation. Taking the lead in anything always made Dave nervous, so having this bold, confident women assume the leader’s role was fine and dandy with him. They had a few drinks and the lovely lady leaned over and whispered into Dave’s ear: “What kind of sex are you into, Dave?”
The unaccustomed drink had gone to Dave’s head a little and he found himself spilling his guts and telling her the plain, bare bones truth. “I don’t really know what kind of sex I like best,” he replied. “I’ve never had sex.”
His companion’s big blue eyes got even bigger as she gazed at him, open mouthed with surprise. “You’re kidding, right?” she asked him.
Dave assured her that no, he wasn’t kidding.
Penny leaned closer and stared at him intently. “You mean you’re a virgin?” she inquired in wonder.
Dave hung his head in embarrassment. “Yeah, I’m a virgin,” he admitted shamefacedly.
He looked up to meet Penny’s eyes, fully expecting her to leave in a fit of disgust that she had wasted time on such a loser. But her reaction was not what Dave expected. Her eyes were sparkling and a huge smile was spread across her beautiful face.
“Man oh man,” she told him. “We are gonna have us a good time tonight, Dave!”
Penny pulled him by the arm toward the door. “Come with me!”
“We’ll take my car,” Penny informed Dave as they reached the parking lot.
“Uh…where….where are we going?” Dave stammered, his nervousness at full peak.
“We’re going to my house, lover boy,” Penny told him. “In just a little while, you won’t be a virgin anymore.”
Dave was thrilled! “I was afraid it would turn you off,” he confessed.
Penny laughed. “Are you kidding? It’s the biggest turn-on I’ve had in a long time! It’s not just men that fantasize about getting somebody’s cherry, ya know. Women like it, too!”
In just a few minutes they had arrived at Penny’s house and she wasted no time in stripping Dave naked, then taking off her own clothes. Dave stared in awe at her large, full breasts and long legs.
“Dave,” Penny said. “Let’s get something straight right up front. You’re new at this and I’m not. So you just let me tell you what to do. Okay?”
Dave happily agreed. This was getting better and better. Not only was he about to have sex with this fantastically exciting woman, but he didn’t even have to try and pretend to be assertive because she wanted to assume command of the whole operation. This was perfect in Dave’s book!
Penny led Dave to her bedroom and pushed him down upon the bed. She lay down next to him and Dave felt his manhood spring to life in a throbbing erection as her rigid nipples grazed his bared chest. “Kiss me,” she commanded. So he did.
They kissed for a few minutes and Dave reveled in the taste and feel of Penny’s tongue as it plundered his mouth and licked the corners of his lips. It felt soooo good! But then Dave found out that there was more that felt even better when Penny’s tongue moved away from his mouth and downward to where his aroused member jutted straight up, rock hard and ready.
He gasped. He had never felt anything this incredibly wonderful! Penny pulled away and straddled him. “Now,” she commanded, “I’m gonna show you what a hot, wet, little love box feels like, Dave.” She lowered herself onto Dave’s erection and he thought he’d faint with the pleasure and excitement that raced through his veins like wildfire. His moans and groans of delight seemed to spur Penny’s passion to greater heights and she began to rock faster, riding him to peaks of ecstasy. Dave was unable to hold back his orgasm and he climaxed with a roar of pleasure, followed immediately by Penny’s cries of enjoyment.
Penny stretched out beside him and purred seductively, “That was just for starters, Dave. There’s plenty more where that came from and we’ve got all night. In fact, we’ve got all weekend! I’ve never had my very own virgin before and I intend to make the most of it!”
That was fine with Dave, who—thanks to adult dating—had just become the Mouse That Roared!
